I shall cut his heart out


reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

Via heartaches & headattacks


Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

Via I'm giving you a nightcall to tell you how I feel


got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

Via psychopaths are not crazy


having difficulty with the transition from ‘impressive child’ to ‘below-average adult’

Via heartaches & headattacks


i wanna take a hot selfie but i look ugly 

(Source: frostied)

Via Madam & Eve


having anxiety and depression is like being scared and tired at the same time. it’s the fear of failure but no urge to be productive, and it’s wanting friends while hating socializing. it’s like running a marathon with the willpower of a corpse because you want to get to the end but you also want to sleep and evaporate into the soil and become compost for snails and flowers because then at least you’re useful

Via Madam & Eve


'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

Via For thine is the kingdom